Okay, so it's gross enough that a ninth foot has washed ashore in British COlombia, but did the Canadians have to be so perky about announcing that this one's different from the others? This one was found in a fresh water bay while the others were found in saltwater. But even more importantly, apparently, the others were all wearing running shoes and this one was wearing a hiking boot.
Makes me think of that children's song...one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong, one of these things is not like the others, can you find it by the end of this song?
That said, it would make an awesome opening for a book.